sevenhelz

okay i'm very behind with everyone's journals and very annoyed at how crap this computer is, but other than that everything's peachy :) and i'm enjoying life. that is all, unless i now decide to give you random memes. in fact, yeah i damn well will.

wait, no, wait, yes gaim has just died on me. i'm now officially pissed off. YOU ALL DIE! is what i was about to say to the group who added me which seems to have fucked gaim up. bastards, what're they doing trying to talk to me anyway?


this is nicked from hathy_col, who apparently nicked it from everybody in the world. except me, obviously.

The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

Twelve Characters

1   Eeyore
2   Danny Ocean
3   LeStat
4   Josephine from HMS Pinafore
5   Bart Simpson
6   The Librarian
7   Rincewind
8   Virginia Lewis from Tenth Kingdom
9   Tuptim from The King and I
10 Brunhilda
11 Samantha Carter
12 Phoebe from Charmed
--Have you read a Six / Eleven fic? No, but it does sound interesting... work on it at once, minions--Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Err, she's supposed to be, and since I played her, yeah why not ^_^--Can you rec any fics about 9? Errrm no I haven't been out looking for King and I fic though have I...--Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? Hehehe I see power struggles, not to mention their inherent straightness...--Five / Nine or Five / Ten?Heh. Nine, I think, since Brunhilda would slay Bart without a second thought. He's no hero. Tuptim however appears to fall in love with anyone who's vaguely nice to her.--What would happen if Seven walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? He'd back out covering his eyes with his drapy sleeve (or possibly his hat) and muttering embarrassedly. Actually I can see Danny and Phoebe happening...--Make up a summary for a 3 / 10 ficErrr well it'd obviously have to be LeStat wooing Brunhilda... does he want to bite her, give her the Dark Gift, or what? And is she too busy running round after her dad's illegitimate children to be interested?--Is there such a thing as 1 / 8 fluff? Oh my good god I hope not.--Suggest a title for a 7 / 12 hurt comfort ficWell Rincewind did just walk in on Phoebe with Danny Ocean... so something crappy like Betrayed... oh dear, I never was good with names...--What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? EEEEEH YICK YICK YICK YICK YICK she'd be drawn in by his adorable angst. </deadpan>--Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash? I'm not sure; I think the idea of Rincewind slash existing is... purely disturbing actually--Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? Oh I doubt it; much more likely to be slash ;) but out of interest, do you?--Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11? Probably, I think hathy_col may have at some point *shrug*--Would anyone on your friends list write 2 / 4/ 5? Errrr NO I really can't see that working--What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion? SIEGFRIED!!! (btw great answer col)--If you wrote a song fic about 8, which song would you choose? "I won't cry for yesterday, there's an ordinary world, somehow I have to find".....--What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? I just can't see Brunhilda being interested tbh... though looking through these questions, she might well be a raving nympho... who knows?--When was the last time you read a fic about 5? does a comic count? if so, yesterday. if not, never have, hopefully never will... can you imagine the mary-sue horror?--What is 6's super-sekrit kink? BANANAS that is all--Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? Errrrr noooo I don't think so, but she might try and teach her things, ooh the excitement, the possibilities--If 3 and 7 got together, who tops? aghaghaghaghagh LeStat.--"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken hearted, has a hot one night stand with 11, and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. Let me get this straight... or a bit gay as it happens... Eeyore and Tuptim are in a happy relationship until Tuptim runs off with Josephine. So, Eeyore shags Samantha Carter, then is with Phoebe for a while, has a word or two with Bart Simpson and then ends up happy again with LeStat.Does no-one else find this a little creepy coming from a toy donkey?I suppose he always did seem a little masochistic. I just can't get over LeStat's new found kink for donkey-love. Oh dear, that image will be with me for a while...Erm okay so Eeyore has been closeted all this time, and is hawt for vampire lovin... the name would have to be about that, something crappy like Hidden Passions...please, no one write this. I will die...--How would you feel if 7 / 8 was canon? Hell yeah! Rincewind deserves it after what he's bloody been through. Perhaps she's one of the women from the island offering him potatoes...