posted by
sevenhelz at 12:18pm on 01/04/2009
So I saw someone was selling a ticket to Waiting for Godot, and that prompted me to look up a few of my favourite actors, and dear Maude, there is so much wrong with this article I don't know where to start. Maybe the framing of this as "erratic behaviour"? Maybe the way Dame Dench's publicist calls them "girls"?
Two reasons I don't read gossip; it's nobody's business but those involved, and I hate the way it's written about.
Two reasons I don't read gossip; it's nobody's business but those involved, and I hate the way it's written about.
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The Onion does satirical, fake news. I suspect it is commenting on the fact that news articles like that are (or were, it seems to be from a while ago) the rage about celebs like Lindsey Lohan and Brittany Spears, but you don't see stuff like that written about someone like Dame Dench.
Anyway, unless the Onion has an actual celebrity gossip section, this is entirely made up.
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(I swear, normally I notice stuff like that)
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