sevenhelz

Hello friends. I'm here today to talk to you about razors.
Now as you may know, many young people living with their parents do not have a nice razor of their own. They may use disposeables, and they may even not notice when their razor is blunt.
I am not among these poor, ignorant fools. I have a Mach 3 razor, chosen because in the event of a blade emergency I can beg steal or borrow from either my brother or my boyfriend, as well as because it is lovely to shave with. Sensibly, when going on holiday, I take said razor with me, and on the last holiday I took four brand new blades with me.
Here begins my tale of warning. Friends, particularly those of a feminine persuasion, if you are borrowing a rather lovely and incidentally quite expensive razor from a friend, try not to blunt a brand new blade. Also in the interests of hygiene as well as courtesy, please WASH IT after use. Or, indeed, FUCK OFF AND BRING YOUR OWN IF YOU ARE THAT DESPARATE TO SHAVE YOUR LEGS.
Here ends my cautionary tale.